Calling this a cake WOULD be a lie!
Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?
You think it burns now, just wait a couple hours!
Lighten up, Parker. Don't be such a baby!
Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.
I'm so tired of these bland salty carbs, I need some sweet, lardy carbs to balance it out.
You are so delicious I'm afraid you'll never reach the end of your journey before I eat you.
Luckily rice isn't much of a conductor.
Pikachu has lots of tasty friends!