Being a teenage girl is hard, you guys. Sometimes it's hard to be direct.
Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.
That's it, marry me!
I'm impressed, there was just enough onion for your passive aggressive message!
Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.
It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.
Because honestly, if I have to choose between a burger and prom, I'm gonna have to go with my gut and eat the burger.
So, eating meat will make me into a pie when I die? I think my loved ones would be okay with that!