You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.
I'd like my lemonade with a side of nightmares please.
No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.
Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
Orange, you will never be a lemon, you're too sweet.
I love a good crisp morning in London.
You think you can just cut up some fruit and flavor your ice cubes like some sort of princess? Well you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!
Ow ow ow ow my papercut!