A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.
A popsicle shaped like a gun, flavored with absinthe. Is there anything more unholy?
Can't we think of somewhere else to put it?
Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Calm down, he'll get you a double cone next time.
Let me in dammit! When I need ice cream I need it NOW!
Yes yes, I know, Cadbury in the UK is TOTALLY better than here in the US. All the same, this looks like a bucket of frozen puke.
Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.