Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
Sing me a song, donut man, and quickly, before I eat your head!
All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!
Do bananas go to NASCAR events?
Hey, some people just can't rock a fabulous hat, what are you gonna do?
That's no way to behave when you're the butt of every joke!
Was Gaga inspired by the cupcakes or were the cupcakes inspired by the Gaga?
The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.