The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.
This genius of a Burger King employee thought it would be HILARIOUS to stand in the lettuce that YOU eat and put the photo on the internet! Then he got fired! take note, internets!
Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.
That awkward moment when you're starving for a snack and the fridge is bare.
Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.
Honestly, does anyone really ENJOY candy buttons? A mouth full of paper does not scream AMERICA to me.
When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.
Yes, please sell me cookies that you found in the forest. They look delicious.