If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.
Everything in the box goes in the oven. What? I don't want to wait for dessert.
If you've never seen Masao cook before, you're in for a real treat! So creative, so inventive! So vomit-inducing! There are a few swears in here so beware, but it's pretty tame other than the shot of the toilet. gag
You want creamy, rich goodness? Soup concentrate can't fail!
Instant dirty martini, just add gin (or vodka, calm down).
Evidently this panini was not intended for use with an actual panini maker.
Stop being so aggressively cheery, if you keep it up I'll eat your face!