Can you date a cake? Because I want to take this cake out for drinks and take it back to my place. Good lord people, it's a CAKE that looks like a STORMTROOPER!
My friends all have tattoos of owls and moustaches. What does one hipster feed the rest? Ironic sweets of course!
Pooky's dead-eyed stare has always made me a little uneasy. What are you plotting, you cold monster?
Technically Jabba is just a moldy-looking blob of frosting, but let's not split hairs when it comes to sweetness and despicable tyrants.
Your poor decision making skills are now moot. Thank goodness.
Maybe awkward Americans will fit in better in the UK?
That better be an apple spice cake. It's only fair.
There better be like six cakes worth of cake in there.