Ron Swanson is not messing around with the bacon and eggs.
Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?
You think it burns now, just wait a couple hours!
That fake bacon is far from hardcore, I revoke the title!
Say it in a language he can understand.
Time for the cold cut garnish on your nasty egg clock to stop staring at me.
Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.
Come on guys, on the inside we're all the same. Let's be a little more tolerant. Don't crack.