I'm just gonna take this mug into the bathroom with me. Kill two birds, if you will.
Don't get cheeky with me, cup, I emancipated you from the clutches of that evil burger-slinging clown!
Don't make me solve this damn thing before the first cup. I'm useless in the morning.
A ceramic cup almost makes you feel like you're eating real food!
Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.
If you're lucky, when this cup is empty, I won't want to punch you anymore.
Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!
Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.