Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!
Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.
Rabid or zombie
Does it matter either way?
Both will bite your face.
Thanks for the haiku, submitter!
It looks more like someone has blown the back end out of that shark and he hasn't noticed yet. That's gonna be a shock.
I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.
Nothing says "I love my pupper" better than an extra treat!
They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.
I hate sweets but I always buy four boxes of Thin Mints to keep in my freezer for year-round fits of madness. Now I know why.