How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.
I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.
Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!
I thought you were good for another week. You've been taken from me so early!
Or is ice cream like beer for kids?
What a burst of flavor!
Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.
Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?