How can I get a hot chick interested in me who likes the same things I do? Make her jewelry out of disgusting bacon flavored candy! I can't lose!
Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.
Now make mine with a big beefy arm coming out of his neck!
Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!
Thanks, now I have a nasty Sweetheart floating in my gin.
No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.
C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!
I wish my bodyguards would lighten up and eat candy and dance with me, they're so damned stern all the time.