What no one has eaten before. Because ew, seriously. Used food is nasty.
Liar, calculators don't feel love.
I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid my mom couldn't get enough of the crazy shapes you could make out of a single sheet cake.
I don't care how many cakes you crappily bake me, YOU BROKE SKYRIM. DEAD TO ME.
Happy birthday! Here's a terrible monster!
Deep space meets jungle predator. A match made in heaven.
It was an accident, I swear.
Homie, you heard the sign. Get cake! Why are you just standing there?
Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!
You've got a little grey matter stuck between your teeth.
I have no idea how a stormtrooper an a pimp have any connection, but this is a pretty awesome cake.
When kitteh not has food, kitteh be food!
Nothing says eternal love like institutionalized racism and backwoods stereotypes!
It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.
Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?
That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!