cake

What no one has eaten before. Because ew, seriously. Used food is nasty.

Liar, calculators don't feel love.

I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid my mom couldn't get enough of the crazy shapes you could make out of a single sheet cake.

I don't care how many cakes you crappily bake me, YOU BROKE SKYRIM. DEAD TO ME.

Happy birthday! Here's a terrible monster!

Deep space meets jungle predator. A match made in heaven.

It was an accident, I swear.

Homie, you heard the sign. Get cake! Why are you just standing there?

Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!

You've got a little grey matter stuck between your teeth.

I have no idea how a stormtrooper an a pimp have any connection, but this is a pretty awesome cake.

When kitteh not has food, kitteh be food!

Nothing says eternal love like institutionalized racism and backwoods stereotypes!

It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.

Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?

That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!