Morning sickness? Hangover? Only one thing can cure you. Mmmm, chalky!
Printing false idols on your food and eating it! That's a SIN! I swear, it's in the 13th amendment to the commandments or something.
He's gone stale and now his face will stick like that forever.
Go ahead kid, google "blue waffle" I won't tell.
Note: Whatever you do, do NOT google "blue waffle" seriously.
My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?
Those are quite the rolls you've got there.
Nevertheless, let's go get toasted on sake!
Ugh, those porky cankles are unsightly.