These dudes are a little crusty, I don't know how seriously I'd take their advice.
I will hug you and love you and squeeze you and eat your head!
This breading of cats has gotten way out of hand!
Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
"Went to order a BLT with cheese, and found out they were out of bread AND bagels. But they had cookies. The result was unexpectedly delicious."
I hope they didn't charge you regular price for this abomination!
Just try not to make them look like the family dog.
Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
That's a cold move, bro.