bacon

Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!

You know, because we're having like ALL the cousins over for Thanksgiving!

What was once an April Fool's joke has become a reality. Get it on meaty style!

You look like strawberry Yoo Hoo but you claim to be beer but you are flavored like a donut that is covered with sweet tree sap and pig parts? I can't even...

Just make sure your guests aren't expecting bacon wrapped shrimp when they pop one of these in their mouth.

Next time I have a hangover I'll be wishing there was a tribe of ancient people living under my house who could build me a monument to nausea and whiskey shots just like this one.

Don't tell me you haven't considered pounding his face into ground meat.

Get more Bieber fever over here!

I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.