bacon

Now if only they made bacon as bland as a tortilla!

God, BK, could you be any MORE behind the times? Denny's did a bacon sundae like six months ago!

You want breadlike products without bacon? Go somewhere else!

That's one way to cure a batch of the good stuff.

Our submitter says: "My birthday is in November, I started asking for this cake in March, and it took every bit of those eight months to convince my girlfriend to make me this "cake". It's a double-layer biscuits and gravy cake with bacon lettering. It stands about 5-6 inches tall (variance due to gravy icing) and 9-10 inches in diameter (again, due to gravy.) Finished it in one sitting."

He died like he lived, fatty and fried.

Just keep eating, Ron. We love you for it.

My breakfast just got a whole lot more literary.