Sometimes you lie down for a pea nap and just lose track of where you are. It can happen to anyone.
I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?
DON U KNOW HALLURWORN IS NO FOR TXGIVINK?
So tender and juicy, made with 50% newborns!
We both have blue eyes and he has green, that's odd.
If the babysaur doesn't scare you enough, just think of all the plastic you'll be ingesting if you're not super careful with this monstrosity.
It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.
Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!