It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?
Moar movin' pitchers!
The most advanced ancient civilization on the planet was really just a bunch of fruits.
It really is a wonderful machine.
I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!
How did Quirrel resist gnawing on the lovely fresh apple on the back of his head for so long?
White rabbits with red eyes are so creepy. I bet this was carved by the teeth of a white rabbit just to push the creepy factor over the edge.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.