Going camping? You're going to need a little liquid fire to keep warm. This should do.
I was raised on baby bottle Manhattans.
Oh sweet nectar of the gods NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shoot yourself in the face with tequila like a man!
Stick a sword in me, I'm drunk!
Hey now, should a Navy captain really be drinking during battle?
Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.
Hey Mr. Drunky, let's get drunky! hic