I often sing to my dinner to make sure it really resonates with my guests.
Now that's how you honor your brother's memory!
Now you know why it's so vitally important to keep kosher!
I'm impressed! No plastic cheese, no shellac, no smoke and mirrors. I'm still not gonna eat it though!
Black magic! I wonder how much free food he gets by distracting the employees?
Since when do we not want human intervention in our pizzas? I want that crust tossed by a mustachio'd man or no deal!
In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!
Too bad those poor, weak women can't enjoy a cold frosty beer. Beer is a man's drink anyway right?