Tables, people, invest in tables. Good lord.
So, does the pizza double as a dance floor? Because I'd never get that thing on my table.
Great party, Glen. Can I get another shot of drain cleaner?
Thank you for providing so may delicious children! This is the best birthday ever!
He gets all dramatic and "No one likes me!" and hogs all the attention if he doesn't get a personal invitation.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that Cheezburger doesn't know how to throw a party.
I bet living in that cake would be cheaper and more spacious than a Manhattan apartment. Where's the wait list?
Ew, lemon filling! The little kids are always peeing in the pool.