At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.