Green as the hills, sharp as a razor.
Just pass the food up through the skylight!
This is a far cry from the mountain vacation rentals of my youth. But where's the hot tub?
It's almost worth the year-round dampness!
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
Oh there she is, she just swam over the dining room.
Dude, it's time for your shift, you've gotta get up, there are customers! They want in the building!
Pine needles are a huge pain to clean out of a pool. This is the only way. Welcome to living in the woods!