I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!
Got too much crap sitting around? Just bundle it into new furniture! Genius! Never throw anything away ever again!
Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
I hope you like wine and Intervention, elephant, because if we're gonna be spending a lot of time together in front of the TV you've gotta get used to it.
What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!
I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.
I'd love to be able to just pack up all my stuff inside my furniture and stack it up on an ocean liner for a voyage.
Cardboard furniture would have been perfect in college. People would draw naughty things all over it and we could get in furniture fights without any trips to the hospital.