This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!
Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.
Need some last minute decorating ideas for the holidays? We've got you covered.
Low on space but need the saddest tree ever? We've got you covered.
Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.
That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.
Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.