No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.
Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.
It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?
You're specifically looking for a home with a backyard shrine to the Virgin Mary?! Have I got the listing for you!!!!!
Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!
I've seen some oddly-appropriated studio apartments, but this is taking spare living to a new level.
There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.