Do you wake up with your laptop on your pillow and half-formed status updates written on your wall from the dreamscape? Get some designated furniture for your wacky sleep life.
I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.
I'd embrace a tiny sleeping space much more easily if it had it's own theme and cool color scheme.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
Is this a tiny indoor trampoline or a playtime teepee? Both? All I know is, I sure could use a nap.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]