These guys know which books you've borrowed that need to be returned and they WILL hold you accountable.
Mega extra credit points for creative use of fire escape.
When your light fixtures go all liquid on you, you know you've got a problem.
Wait, do you want access to your books or do you want to look at your art? Because I hate to break it to you buddy, but you really can't have both.
We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!
I always read in the bath, now, being able to read the bath itself, that's really something!
All that pretty string is just asking for my cats to climb it and get stranded ten feet off the floor.
You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?