My kingdom for a murphy bed! This apartment is pretty much the most perfect dwelling ever.
We've all seen terrible listings with clearly digitally inserted objects. Here's a lesson. This dude is super boring but LEARNING.
The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!
How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?
Oh wait, that's the slowest zombie ever. Let's have a picnic!
This dude totally has enough room for me to move in. Come on Richard, you know you need a new roommate!