You're good with tilework, right?

No one ever sends me mail anymore anyway. Sigh.

I fail to see the purpose of a fireplace in the bathroom. The whole fire/water thing just doesn't make sense to me.

When you've only got about four feet of lateral space you have to get creative.

Chair was so scared the propane tanks would explode, he peed himself. So dechairinizing.

Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It's been a hard week, let's all take a deep, chair-like breath.

This slide to the kitchen would actually make me excited to wake up in the morning!

Soon in Dubai you'll be able to visit a hotel under the ocean? Would you stay there?

With a bookshelf like this, guests will never have to know you own a complete set of Sweet Valley High first editions.

Now we can keep the lights off in the theater room without anyone bumping into the couch!

Thanks a lot guys, holding up six whole obsolete CDs is really helping. Couldn't you be a fruit bowl or something?

The porch roof will never leak. Never ever. Promise.

Just try to get me to leave this corner, just you try it and see!

Nicola Schiavone was recently nabbed by the Italian tax police. He has some opulent taste!

Ooh, old-timey schoolboy chic!

I wouldn't want to swim under the pier while someone's in the tub but otherwise this is a huge win!