I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.
This is a late night, mid-'90s disaster!
If the IRS wants to send me anything, they know where they can stick it.
I ask you, do the books convey? Subtle.
Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.
And you thought just making your kids go to their room was harsh. There better be a bathroom up there.
My heart weeps for the vast, empty expanses of literary real estate.
You can travel the world from the privacy of your own personal throne.
Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?
Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.
You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.