with

I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.

an it didnt eben tayst liek cookiez.

Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.

jus keep teh camra owt ob reech ob kittehs.

Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?

mai voat iz fer all ob dem!