The sight of a quite slight bright white light might downright contrite, but it will be all right
Why, no! We haven't been in your 'hair dye'! Just ask Snowflake--she'll tell you! Uh--yep!
Atheist kitty sees thru yur Ceiling Cat "intervention"
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
WHy yes... cough ... meow I am your third cousin from Dayton, Ohio...
I seriously have no idea how this happened
Mama gotz sum explanin tu do.
YOU... had better make the right choices here.