waiter

What's a cat gotta do to get some service around here?!

We're goin tu Olib Garden next time.

My good sir this is a black tie event. You will have to use the service entrance.

Such excellent service!

My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?

Hey, its a living.

Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?

Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?

Puffball, party of three, your table is now ready!

We esspect onlee da mos esselent of serbises.

Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing

Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?