Defeated the 5th level boss, found the three Jewels of Enlghtenment, sold them and bought the Sword of Vengeance. I'll be taking a nap while you try to find your way out of the first level maze.
Yoo kinda suck. Ai'm juss sayin.
mah mammah sez ai can b wut eva ai want wen ai grow up AIL BE GORDON FREEMAN
Oh hi. I played for you while you were in the restroom. You lost.
IN THEIR TONGUE HE IS FLUFFYKEEN FLUFFYBORN
ASSASSIN UNLOCK WRIST KITTEH
Stop playing games. There's a real "Call of Doody" over at the litter box.
An while ur dere imma get in sum qualitee tiem wif MAI fabbrit game