To be honest, the boots kind of deserve it.
DON'T ACT LIKE U DON'T KNO WUT U DID.
Okay, you can try housebreaking the Newfoundland now. Its awlways best to be pruppared in dese matters.
Well if yu had to pee yu shudda dun it wen we ran dat red lite... liek I did.
An we're onlee fiftee miles to da coast!