...nine discarded ornaments!
Eight strap-on antlers!
Seven threats-a-threatening!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
NO! Ai am nawt getting "stuck" in tree agin juss becuz yu liek hunky firemens!
Uh, I think my claws only work one way.
I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.
Its all about mental i am a part of the tree... no, i am a tree... please don't see me...