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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

heyman heyman
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Not Again!

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penelopesdad penelopesdad
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Eww!

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All Hail Prince Kitty

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plaidcats plaidcats
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I'm Just Trying to Help

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alisaorrdaisy alisaorrdaisy
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Better Give it a Bit...

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Can you spare a square?

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allcatsloved allcatsloved
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Troo storie!

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This tragedy could have been avoided.

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Sylviag Sylviag
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Better check the warranty.

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Honestly. It just did it on its own. Like magic!

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Lolcats Lolcats
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Now that you've eaten your third burrito...

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Why no, I didn't plan this. Why would I do that.

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allcatsloved allcatsloved
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Bonding tiem!

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Coffee: da answer to awl fings.

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NawtyKitty NawtyKitty
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Your stupid new boyfriend

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Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.

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muriell muriell
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Jest keepin teh toylet seet warum

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Jest keepin teh toylet seet warum

Nao where's mai toilet papur?

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wonphatcat wonphatcat
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Yeah, so there!1!!!

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U try tearing off just one piece wif no fingers

Think yoo cud pick up sum moar?

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Winnie-Wonka Winnie-Wonka
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Please to look

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Please to look before you slam the lid down next time.

Ugh. Toilets awr awful.

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beernbiccies beernbiccies
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Waddaya mean

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Waddaya mean you need to pee?

Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.

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DyannLynn DyannLynn
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Guess the Goulash didn't agree with me!

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Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.

Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!

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Kittehlolzrfun Kittehlolzrfun
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Oh, there you are.

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Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.

Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.

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