toilet paper

Sorry I got so wrapped up in mah werk I didn't notice teh tiem

You awr welcom tu squeeze da Charmin.

Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.

Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.

skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...

Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.

It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.

Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.

I outgrew mai intertubes.

Ai can ues my skills!

Well, I am equally devastated. Now I have nothing to do until you get back from Wal-Mart.

Don't b a hayter!

So she finks she kins skritch anudder kitteh! Well, taek DIS! An she finks she kin tawk kyoots tu hims! Well, taek DIS!

u jelliez, kitteh?