U told meh u child-proofed teh house... but it keeps getting back in.
We had a systum an yoo RUINED IT!
You say it'll be another ten years before T S Eliot's an option?
Ai can't stand anubber minnut ob dis faulty literachur.
This is nothing. You should see the toddler.
Ai've always had mixed feelings towards da smaller hoomin.
Raise your hand if you hate your life