tired

I need sustenance for my magnificent body!

It can happen to ANYONE.

Ah, the joys of parenthood...

Cats: The Epitome of Sloth

"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot..."

...oh. Not that 'Sandman'. My bad.

Dis week we awr feeturing lols picked bai Cheezburger employee TOFU!

mah hed just exploded with awl of dis cyootness! hao cud anyone resist dem?

I hugged him and squeezed him and George is asleep now

Maybee sumdae he can growed up to hug an squeeze sumwun else.

Wanton destrukshon Is tiringcats

Its a hard lief, yoo know.

Kitty! You get off the bed this instant! Yawn Yeah. Like that's worked over the past seven years.

We hab a dependent relayshunship. It wurks owt for ebberywun.

TIRED PEEKABOO

Ai'b been needin tu get dat derp outta mah system.

I've grown bored of you. Pack your things. You're moving here - far, far away.

Yoo. Awr. Sew. Boring.

Yur kitteh has shut down fur updates.

Hao come AI awlways has to be da one to turn off??

Reaching the front seat was much more tiring than Binky had planned for.

Ai lub road trips!

Dey sed tu follow ur dreams So ai go back tu bed.

Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...

Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.

Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.

I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz *Insert morphine drip here

Pleez, Ceiling Cat, let dis be da lasst wun...