... seven threats-a-threatening!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Juss doan't esspect me to wear da purplol trousers.
I will punch you in the throat
You wake her up and she's yours for the night.
Dis button, right here, is S. For Splort. Don't make me push dis button.