theater

Don't you just love the movies?

Come on, honey! Whutchu waitin for, GODOT?

Jeez, its liek they've nebber eben BEEN inside a car befoar.

I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.

We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.

Romeow & Drooliet

Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.

The off-off-off broadway version of The Lion King

NAAAAAAAAAAAA SUVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stumble, stumble, "Why is the grass so high? Where's my keys? Am I at the right house?" This concludes my impression of you when you return from a party on Saturday night.

Awl teh wurlds a staej, u know.

Romeow, Romeow ...sorry, I ca't do this

Can't we du Titus Andronomacus instead?! Thass way moar exciting.