talk

I speak conversational human, coincidentally.

But... wait... what about that one time...

Why woan't yoo ebber just shut up...?

An doan't yoo dare send me to da kids tablol.

SORRY, HE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW! A CAT'S GOT HIS TONGUE!

I don't see a tongue. Do yoo?

Well... do you mind? Your problematic babble is interrupting my self-centeredness

Why yes, my ego DOES look fantastic today.

Son, we need to talk... I found your catnip

Doan't try an come up wib annee excyooses, nao, son.

If a cat winks at me, I wink back In case its a secret code

Oh, ai was commyoonicatin a code awlrite...