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dis look fun HALP!! It eated me

Its liek it has a mind ob its own!!

No, this has nothing to do with the fact that the three dachsunds next door were found tied together like sausage links and were hung outside the butcher's.

Nuffin liek some good mischief to liven up da weekend.

Tempting, but no. I'll wait until it's dangling by your neck before I attack.

Ai nebber lieked dat hoodie enneeways.

This is nothing... Wait until he sees the box it came in.

AI LUB BAWKSES DA MOST!

Stephen hawking should take lessons on string theory from me. I understand it better than anyone else.

Ai cud teech u lawts ob things about physicks.