Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
I'm sorry. When you said you were wearing a slinky dress I thought it meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs.
It's laundry day Let's lie down right here
Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.