sigh

It's all just so pointless.

I was BORN to wear obnoxiously large wings.

Maybee dere's anudder opshun to awl dis...

I MISSED MY 5:00 NAP NOW I HAZ TO WAIT FOR MY 5:15 NAP

Mai life is so hard.

Look at all those young humans wasting their time going to school when they could be petting and feeding me.

An ennui. Ai has it.

cant stop finking of fud....

Must. Nom. Now...

NYAN CAT ur doing it wrong

Doan't worry buddee. We can't awl be Nyan Cat.

Sigh Ders neber nuffin to play wif.

Ai doan't trusst annee ob dese tings.

Basement Cat Dad iz disappoynt Son iz "artistic"

STOP JUDJING MAI ART, DAD.

Why do they call them readers? I have them on but still can't read.

Mebbe ai'm just blind as a bat.

sigh. no more tuna sundays

at leest ur still skinnier dan ur hoomin!