shakespeare

O, be some other name! What's in a name? ...doff thy name... I name thee Tuna

Ai wunder if it akshually taestes liek tuna...

I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.

We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.

Romeow & Drooliet

Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.

Romeow, Romeow ...sorry, I ca't do this

Can't we du Titus Andronomacus instead?! Thass way moar exciting.

Shakespeare Cat Thumbs his nose at thee

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your CATastrophe!

I bites my thumb at you sir!

ai can snapz dem at u, 2!